"The Best
I Ever HAAAAAAAAAAD!!!" (by
Kluv, 4/19/02, 11:39am)
Howdy, Nitz. Fresh
off the Gastroenterologists' table is Kluv, and I'm here to give you
the skinny on the hap-hap-happenings this side of the Missisip. This
Wednesday, I got the chance to have my very own endoscopy,
which was a super-happy-fun-time, I can assure you. Apparently I was
a comic hit as I came around from the sedation they gave me. I had the
spanish nurses & receptionists in stiches, literally. So, through
the post-endoscopy haze of the anesthesia, my Doc told me I apparently
have a HIATAL
HERNIA!!! (Cue shocking music: *Bum-Bum-BUUUUUUUUUUM!!* ) This,
apparently is what my aunt guessed I had a few months ago since I'm
"way too young to be having all this heartburn". Anyways,
it's nothing to really worry about, and I'll just take some yummy meds
to get rid of all the Acid Reflux that comes w/ it. Woila.
In other news, for
those of you who haven't heard: the Boston Red Sox took 3 games of the
4 game series this past weekend @ Fenway, thrusting the Sox into 1st
Place in the AL East. Just thought you might want to know.
Salieri
updated his bio to make it a more up to date, and some shifting has
gone on in the Jedi locations pages...some
folks over to 'Hattan, Some folks over to Queens, yet others...off into
the unknown...
Lastly, in this
month's In Style Magazine, Ms. Lesley Boone talks about many things
'Ed', but more importantly--she talks about a few things 'Larry'. Read
on:
Q:
"So tell me about your boyfriend:"
LB:
"His name is Larry and he's our Post Supervisor on Ed. He's Chinese
and 9 years younger than I am. I'm sure the last person he thought
he'd end up with was an older Jewish girl! I don't know if Larry's
ready, but i'm 34 and my clock is ticking. I drive a Dodge Durango,
it's sort of like if you build it they will come. I keep thinking
that if i have the big car the children will come."
Can we expect to
see little 3rd Generation Okay Okays
running around in the future? Stay Tuned.
PS--Seems like there
is a nice little college advertising campaign going on by Lucasfilm
& Co. Check out the following websites for some wallpaper &
fliers that kids are putting up all over colleges (and other places)
in the US. Acklay Come Home!
As I sit here playing
the waiting game at work, reading the contract riders of the Foo
Fighters (Hilarious!), BusABus,
and Ozzy
(!) over at the Smoking
Gun. So, I figured I might as well let you know about some things
I've been working on, and things you can expect to see soon right here
on the ol' Mafia.com....
An Updated Picture
Pages, including the retirement of 4 galleries, and the adding of
two!
More updates to
the Bio's! Sperm weighs in with some
shocking new information!
The past week of
Haiku, Rants, and Mishmash moved the Archives!
Coming Soon!
Jedi Duck's photo journal about this weekends trip to Sin City--Vegas!
This Weekend:
Yankees vs. Red Sox! 4 Games = 4x the hostility on the messageboard!
Coming Friday!
Jedi Frants conducts an interview with someone from the Star Wars line
outside Mann's Chinese theatre in LA! Be sure to tune in and find out
what fascinating questions he will grill the dorks via the Mann's pay
phone!
These things and
many more are all coming up, so stay logged on and in touch.
Start your geek
engines. The opening of 'Attack of the Clones' has snuck up on us, and
we're only about a month away. It seems like only yesterday we were
up at the Pyramid mall seeing the movie and getting right back in line.
Good times. The only question that remains now is....where and when?
The dark side awaits. Also this evening, I've gotten a chance to listen
in on the new Soundtrack by John Williams. The big song from this is
'Across the Stars (love theme)'. I thought we had a copy a few weeks
ago @ duck's house, but it wasn't the real deal. Well, I heard the real
deal today, and it's good stuff. Catch a snippet by going over to the
official Sony
Classical site here. (some say that there might just be some songs
to be found on Kazaa, but I wouldn't be one of them. That would be wrong.)
(plus, there are
some bogus tracks out there trying to disguise themselves as the official
Williams jaunt. Don't be fooled.)
Well, everyone
knows that if something is a 'happening' party, gig, or scene--then
it's listed over at the Events
section. Why, just last month, we found out about Oscar Bashes,
Drinking Gatherings & Going Awayses, and Circus Circuses. So, between
the new baseball season (plenty of time to gather, drink, and talk shite),
the nice spring weather, & all the interesting yah-jects you got
going on--Like Salieri's fun time LIVE
NUDE PLAY (go see it, good times, he says)... Lets Get
Together, Baby.
