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A Punchup At A Wedding. (by Kluv, 6/28/03, 7:32pm)

It's taken four hours and thirty-nine minutes, but I have finally finished it. I promised you, and now I deliver: The Photos of the Mafia Weddings. That's right, I scraped and scrounged, and I put together some migtyfine galleries from the nuptuals of Gar & Lizzie's & Rounders & Meg's. There isn't enough space to put up everything I have (a couple hundred photos from each), but it's a pretty good selection I've gotten up there. If you see a pic in particular that you'd like to have in a bigger & better quality, just drop me an email -- I have all of them and would be happy to send em' over to you.

Head over to the Picture Pages, and take a look at the "Waaaaaaaaadings."

Anyways, I'm beat. Time to eat some dinner. Baseball Sunshine Funtime in Central Park tomorrow. Be there or be...really sorry that you weren't. I guess.

Cheers,

PS - I almost fogot... there's a new mystery link to go along w/ the wedding gallery...


Let Me Sleep On It... (by Kluv, 6/22/03, 10:42pm)

Hugs and kisses to Sorel and Megs after another excellent stop on the Wedding Weekend Tour 2003. The stop in Ithaca was action packed, and after I have some time to properly sift through all 238 pictures Duck and I have between the two of us, we'll get a proper gallery up for everyone to enjoy. (I'm hoping by the weekend, but I make no promises...)

To the Newlyweds, the regular crew, and those of you who I was lucky enough to reunite with (if just for one night) after these many years: Cheers. It was more than great, it was more than awesome, it was...Hi-Fi. . May we be able to do it again sooner rather than later.

God Bless D.P. Dough.

PS - We've got a new mystery pic...


Sanctified (by Kluv, 6/19/03, 9:42pm)

Ah, two weeks back in the lovely little hamlet of Stuckeyville does a body...good, I guess. Not a whole lot new and exciting, aside form the stupendous head-exploding action of SOFII which plays with lightning speeds on my big black supracomputer. Things are grand, as a number of the mafia crew took off today for the lovely hills of gorges Ithaca -- for we all return this weekend to celebrate the nuptuals of one Mr. Rounders and Ms. Reees.

Why, it seems like just yesterday when I heard a half-awake Rounders utter his "two rules" to Reees. It was true love, and we all look forward to a good time this weekend...The Holiday Inn doesn't know what it's in for, I tells ya. I'll be sure to bring some DP Dough back for everyone.

Other than that, there really isn't much too exciting happening these days. Work hasn't yet taken over my life completely...but I'm not holding my breath, either. We do have two events that I was notified of coming up soon:

Red Menace is playin' a gig to benefit the BLUNT THEATRE. Quoted as an adventurous night of entertainment. you can see them on Friday, July 11th, at 10PM. Also, Katharine Clark nowGray has a staged reading of her new play, "516" coming up on Saturday, June 28th, at 3PM. Check the events page for details on both...

I think that's it kids. Check out the new Dropkick Murphys CD, Blackout. Tis' excellent, in my humble opinion. Be well.


Then She Did... (by Kluv, 6/7/03, 10:36am)

They're back. New single "Just Because" at their site for listening. New album in July. All hail the kings.


De Deu Deup Porter... (by Kluv, 6/6/03, 6:42pm)

Well, the terrible sickness that seemed to hit the majority of folks who were in lovely Gloucester, MA this past weekend has taken me out. It hit earlier this week, and only now am I able to find the strength to fight the vicious cough, and bring to you -- the peoples of the intranet -- word from last weekend's wedding wonderland.

And that word is: AWESOME. It truly was a fantastical, fun-filled time. And because of that (and my newfound cable-modem access which is definitely some kind of wonderful...), I bring to you an imprompteu collection of pics capturing the various states of the weekend.

Well, first off -- here's the view from where the ceremony was held. Pretty friggin' amazing, eh? Yes. It all took place a one of the most amazing (and somewhat terrifying) houses I've ever been in -- complete with secret panels and hidden rooms, all circa 1900 -- Red Roof. A number of us managed to get ourselves up to the town that the Perfect Storm made fameous, and were ready for the big event.

Well, the big event came on Saturday, and while all the weatherpeople said it would rain--no, not just rain, but pour -- it held off. We saw Lizzie and Gar in all their glory come together, with Josh as the maester of ceremonies. Quite simply, it was beautiful. Words were said, poems read, and Duck sang. No other words can really describe it, but I can assure you there was narry a dry eye in the house (including Diesel -- that's right, for one moment, stone actually bled!).

And so, after the ceremony, it was time to eat, drink, and be merry. And drink we did. After the delicious dinner, folks congregated to sip cocktails and tell stories. It wasn't long after that, Gar & Lizzard got the dancing started. And start it they did. Harnessing the power of the iPod, and hitting the attendees with one of the greatest playlists any wedding has ever heard -- we were powerless to do anything except boogie our ass off. And boogie we did.

So we danced. And we sweat. And we had one of those "nights of nights" where years later you think back and remember with a smile -- "that was a great time". So, on behalf of everyone -- I again give you thanks, PorterMartin's. And as my father is often heard saying at such occasions: "Good Party, More Whiskey."

 

So, enjoy the pics. I'm going to try to stop coughing for 5 minutes and watch the NetzRedSox games... And try to forget that I have to go to work next week. Try real hard. Until next time, stay gold. (Oh, and if you want some good stuff to read -- check out Page 2's list of the Biggest Cheaters In Baseball. Unbelieveable what some of these guys have done. I laughed out loud at some points...)


Yankees/Boston Suck(s)! (by Kluv, 5/28/03, 6:02pm)

So, the first two games have been split with Rucket Roger getting robbed of his 300th victory against the Old Towne Team. And thankfully, the Artist Formerly Known as the Boston Sports Guy is back on Page 2 over at ESPN with an excellent article entitled "Rocket Failure: I Love It" that should be required viewing. It's a great companion piece to his "Clemens is the Antichrist" article from a few years ago. Do yourself a favor and go check it out.

Of course, in standard poetic justice -- I was on hand to witness my team's defeat last night in the Bronx amid many chants and boasts and epithets, most of which were not really accurate. (Because just like Ire has said for years the "Yankees Suck" chants don't work because, they don't... And the "Boston Sucks" chant fails for the same reason. It's a never ending spiral that -- like the two snakes eating each other's tail in that cool design on the cover of the Neverending Story book -- just continues on and on and on. That is, until this season when the Sox win the world series. Then, it will finally end.)

Watched "The Recurit" today. A perfectly entertaining movie with that brogue-y bad boy C. Farrell (or however you spell it). And man does Pacino look rough. Some guys don't really show their age... Other guys........not so much.

Other than that, just soaking up some computer/ps2 time before the Big Porter/Thin Lizzie wedding this weekend in Massawhousetts. And following that... the inevitable return to work. Yippee. At least I just got Coolie Ranx's new 5-song demo of solo work that he's been putting together. Good, GOOD times. I reccommend for all to plunk down the few bucks for it.

Waiting to get pictures of Frants and Gimp down in Dallas for some new Mystery Pics this week. Will put them up as soon as theyr'e in my inbox. Beer garden, anyone?


"Son of a bitch must pay." (by Kluv, 5/25/03, 12:03am)

This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's out there...

You just listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express an' take his advice on a dark and stormy night when some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, why you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?"

"Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Nineteen dollars and ninety-six cents of your hard earned lettuce slapped down on the counter, and let me tell you something: Every goddamned penny is worth it. Great way to spend a Saturday evening when it's cold and rainy and you're just looking for that one extra reason to kick back and lie in bed for just a few extra hours. An American classic, with Kurt giving you nothing but the joy in enjoyable from start to finish. So do yourself a favor, forget about that extra value meal you wanted, and hold off on getting laundry detergent for this week. You can get a new metrocard on Monday, and that new CD isn't going anywhere. Pay the man your qwan, grab the 2-disk special edition, and get ready to shake the pillars of heaven. It's all in the reflexes.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."



120 Gigabites of pure joy. (by Kluv, 5/22/03, 3:20pm)

Wow. It's like being reborn into the world again. For this week, I finally recieved my brand new computer. That's right -- Papa Kluv got himself a new baby to play with, and *gasp* -- I can actually work on the website from my home without the computer crashing! Remarkable!!! It's beautiful, and it brings a tear to my eye every time I touch the lovely new keys... they type so clean and crisp...

"It is... so choice. If you have the means, I highly reccomend that you pick one up."

So, what's new and exciting out in the matrix? I'm sure most of you won't stumble upon here except by accident since it hasn't been updated in many moons. I'm not going to go and make some crazy promises that I can't keep -- but I can definitely say that it's much (x3) easier to update with the sexy new computer than it was with the crying weezing sputtering old computer. So... just like KV, "time will tell."

Official Ithacamafia.com t-shirts and gear? It's possible. Just might be on the horizon... Any ideas or suggestions for designs are welcome. Just email me.

As you might have heard, Bobo is preparing to go down and do some singing and dancing for a while, so WIMR is going on hiatus for a bit. But worry not -- he'll be back at some point to satisfy your every eclectic radio desire. Frants has been working like a madm'nnn, and so not much has happened on the ffforum. But even though he's dividing time between NYC, Westboro, Crooklyn, Beantown, and his never-ending love for Yaz, Ire has been keeping at the Tyger -- and the musical discussions continue to flow. Speaking of music, there's a number of new ablums I'm anxiously anticipating are the new Radiohead (june) and the new Jane's, "Strays" (formerly known as "Hypersonic" coming out in July)... Not to mention waiting for Coolie's new demo EP (who happened to catch the Red Menace show last week...).

Other than drooling (and then carefully wiping up the drool) over my new computer, most of the days have been taken up by some serious Final Fantasy X playing. Highly addictive and enjoyable, once you get used to the futuristic japanamationesque qualities that go along with it.

And we're just going to forget that the Celtics even made the playoffs this year, alright? It never happened. (But at least Sox just continue with the ol' exciting/dissapointing play we've grown accustomed to over the years. Tick-tock...baby. it's Millar Time!. Alright. That's enough for now. Time to go lay in bed and watch some loud DVD's on the computer system. Life is pretty good.

It's easy like Sunday Morning.










 

 

Well, Red Menace is gigging it up this summertime since the return of Red. We've made some excursions to UCB and other enjoyable artistic ventures that good young cultured folks like ourselves do to keep ourselves relevant. Also, lets not forget beer drinking & booty shaking.

Oh yeah, and some folks might be getting married during these months. Well, that's what I heard.

Cliznik Here to pop over to the Good Times Events Section.


Family Guy DVD's

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24 Finale
(Seriously, did anyone see THAT coming???)

Dell
(Thank you Dell, you've made me a happy man.)

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