Daysleeper.
(by
Kluv, 11/13/03)
I wanted
to give to you a little bit of the madness I endure after working
a seventeen hour day. The following is a transcript of what GiMp decided
to talk to me about last night when I went to bed -- while she
was asleep. She has no recollection of the following conversation.
A Month
And A Day. (by
Gimp, 11/12/03)
Picture
it.... Queens... 2003.... a few crazy kids decide to throw a bash
that brings together the likes of freaks from all boroughs. They drink,
they laugh, they wear cheap and tawdry outfits (you know who you are)....
and in short, they have a damn good time. That's right chillin'- I
want to thank all of you for committing so fully to this Hallo's eve
bash. It was truly a record breaker- both in number of attendees you
can shove in a room (or rooftop- thank the Maker for the relief from
the sweltering heat of the apartment in unseasonably warm weather)
and wigs! This was the year of the wig. But don't take my word for
it... head on over to the pics page for a look at the many characters
that ate my taco dip like it was going out of style.
We were
fortunate enough to have a visit from several stars of yesterday and
today. Schneider, that wacky super from One Day at a Time, came on
by... since it looks like there isn't a reunion show anywhere in his
future, he had time to kill. He brought one of Heff's Bunnies with
him. Roy seemed to be feeling better after his unfortunate Montecore
related incident, and stopped by to pay a visit. Elvis wasn't too
dead to show up and sample some BBQ kielbasa. Thank God Olivia Newton
John and Gay Zorro were there to help him out. Mr. and Mrs. T helped
the treat table by bringing by their perogies. I'm just surprised
White Kobe Bryant and Rowdy Roddy Piper didn't get into blows. I myself
had the best date in the room- Frankenstein Jr. (or Young Frank).
He sacrificed a hip cool evening at the Hudson Hotel to be with little
old Sophia. And thank God Clitandra took some time out of her pole
dancing to bless us with her glorious blushing cheeks....
So on behalf
of myself, and all my Golden Girls, I want to thank you all for being
there and eating the brie. I hope you all had a blast. As for what
happened in the rest of the month..... well ask someone else. I had
a party to plan. Nothing else that happened matters, believe me. Keep
your eyes open here and on the board for all holiday mafia activity.
GiMpY will be celebrating her life day soon, so clear your calendars
for the first weekend of December. Here's to another year forgotten,
thanks to drowning my brain in booze.... I'M KIDDING MOTH!!!! I know
you're reading this. I really drown my brain in smack.....
Happy Turkey
Day all.
Tryptophanically
yours,
Sophia
Petrillo
(aka 
)
