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Hands Up, Now Hands Down. (1/27/01)

The updates have been few and far between, but I'm going to make a concerted effort to do so more often.  As you can see, I made some new graphics for the sidebar to the right (I figured that perhaps a new logo would motivate some of you to go to the Messageboard and post for the first time...)

This past week "Red Menace" Chris and BA played with various friends such as Duck, Rick, the Brothers McMullin, Katie, and "our Little Boy Gary" at the Dragonfly.  A nice time was had, and I put together a small gallery for folks to take a peep at.  Check it out.

Ya'll should get yourselves ready for China to invade the site--Jedi China's Father, "Big Al", that is.  I'm in the midst of gettin' a section of his very own.  Any of ya'll who have experienced "the Al" knows that he is walking comic gold.  Those who haven't...prepare thyselves.

As for now, I'm off to possibly take some pics of Diggity at a local skatepark.  Go to the O'Neill-Improta Super Love Fest tomorrow.  Breathe in, Now Breathe out.  Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'.

Talk to friends.  Talk to maniacs.  Listen to Britney Spears swear up a storm in Rio.  It's all good.

Kluv

Mystery Date: Cinematic Masterpiece (1/23/01)

Jedi Duck here, back to titillate your internetian desires.  Once again, Kluv has lost the ganas ("desire" for all you gringos) to maintain the page, so he has called upon my authorial skills to save his proverbial behind.  Sigh.

Updates on the mail fraud saga:  Our local Playstation 2 stealing "doctor" has seen the err of his ways (translation: he got the poop scared out of him by my threatening legal letter.  See the message board for specifics.)

All else seems well on the Jedi front.  Diesel seems to be over the Ebola that kept him on the baby poo tip for so many days.  I ache, but I think it is only due to lack of love.  Feel free to send me love.  

Go forth and multiply.  Meat Gone Bad, Ethan Hawke, and Thunderhead, Son of Flicka salute you.

That is all.

Jedi Duck

The Royalest of Rumbles was quite entertaining last night, as Jedi Duck, Diesel, Gimp, Myself, and Sperm went to Deeb's to view the PPV. We collectively gasped at the triumphant return of the Honkey-Tonk Man, cheered for the bloodied victorious Austin, and siezed with laughter at the sommersaulting of THING.

Not to mention the fact that Diesel had baby-poo stink.

Coming up, Jedi Frants is having a reading of his new play, and Chris "Rockin' Red" Blisset will be playing a gig this week--look out for those. Another event that might be coming up is a vigilante-themed trip to Connecticut. A member of our group seems to have been frauded out of a large amount of cash thru ebay...and we seek to solve the situation. We got addresses, and like the APA, we're Always Pounding Ass.

If anyone knows specifics on e-fraud, we would appreciate some info. I do know that more than $500.00 is a felony, however. Fun times ahead. I'll see ya'll later, and shave my poodle.

Kluv

You Are The Wheelman  (1/17/01)

Well, disappointment hit me at work today.  I thought that since the office floors were to be cleaned, I would not be doing real work, but rather sitting in the hallway reading "Shampoo Planet" until they finished stripping the floors.  Unfortunately, it was postponed till next Tuesday, and I actually had to do real work.

Well, the "Deeb Conflict" has been solved.  Mister "I don't have to do any real work at my job" Deeb has been given his own forum in which to spread his propaganda lauding the benefits of canned meats, 'roids, and wee folk.  Check it out, and let him know what you think of it. 

So an earthquake happened this morning.  I felt it before I got in the shower, but I thought it was just a fat person falling down upstairs.  The whole place shook.  Found out a few minutes ago that it was an earthquake...pretty disappointing.  I didn't even have to be rescued by Sly Stallone.

So tonight on "Ed", Miss Vessy finally realized that she wants to get in Ed's pants--but now there's a hottie D.A. who has caught Ed's one-eye...What will happen?  Will Ed ever get some?  I don't know, but I do know that if China doesn't get me his damn bio soon, then I'll switch back to Dawson and watch Pacey's sister and "Nostril Boy" get it on.  

Quoth Christian:  "She is a full-on scorchcake."

Oh, and ya'll should go to nbc.com and vote for your favorite "West Wing" episode.  Mine's undoubtedly "A Proportionate Response."

Kluv

OLD NEWS HAS MOVED HERE

SUPER BOWLIN' (1/28/01)

~Jedi O'Neill & Jedi Marc host the Super-est Sunday of the year.  Come on down to 24-53 28th St, Astoria (Astoria BLVD stop on the N train), and party hardy with the Jedi and Marcs Dad.  Let em' know if you're coming, so they can gauge food and beer purchases (be sure to mention the password though: "Rob Johnson is the QB of the Future!")

HE CAN WRITE? (1/29/01)

~Jedi Frants wrote a screenplay, and wants to do a reading of it.  Featuring some Ithaca Mafia folk (including moi, sans a bitter Jedi Duck), it will take place on Monday, Jan 29th at 7:30pm at St. Luke's Theatre on 308 W. 46th, btwn 8th and 9th.  "It is the best feel-good, soul-rending, tragic, action-packed, revolutionary, laugh-a-minute reading I've ever read...and I haven't even read it yet."

(ALL EVENTS, featuring the weekly "ED™ ALERT!!!")

I know not Baseball
I forgot to eat my lunch
Can I eat baseball?
...Ben-No

Oh taco goodness
Ithaca smells so sweetly
come gawk at the geeks
...Ms

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