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Suckey Bowl  (2/2/01)

Greetings and Salutations in this freshly baked month of Feb-ru-ary.  Jedi Duck has gained some ground in the "PS2 Fraud Pain-In-His-Ass" Case, and we'll hopefully have closure on it soon (without resorting to breaking some kid's kneecaps).  Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

Jedi China (you know, the one who promises to write things, but never does...) has had his secret identity discovered by none other than Jana Marie Hupp (Nancy) of "Ed", when she recently came to our site!  So, as the Master of the Inn, I would like to: 

a.) thank Jana for stopping on by the site. 

b.) encourage her to constantly refer to Larry as "Jedi China" whenever she speaks with (or refers to) him. 

c.) offer pictures like this of China, so that she may freely distribute them amongst the cast and crew of Ed.

(I have no idea who the fellow in the red is.)

So, kids be sure to tell your friends to keep watching "Ed", and feel free to write the powers that N-be-C to give Jana more scenes, or a raise, or a puppy, or something else nice.

Kluv

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A *clap, clap* to Frants for his play reading last night.  My voice and my back are freakin' killing me, but you get Ben Wilson to talk in a German accent, and you have my undivided attention.  If ya want to give him any feedback, email him.

For some super reading fun whilst you cruise the net, check out the articles by Kevin Smith about the upcoming kickass movie, "Jay @ Silent Bob Strike Back!".  He's writing a column for Psycomic.com, where he reveals casting tidbits, juicy Hollywood gossip, and the reasons why he hates (Greasy) Reese Whitherspoon (pronounced GREE-ZEE REE-ZEE). Get to It!

Also, I finally found a news article that explains Gimp's problem/obsession with cats.  Please visit HERE to understand as well...

Now if you excuse me, I must go to bed and re-install ol' NetZero as it crashed everything today.  Calgon, take me away.

Kluv

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Fee, Fi, DOH! Fum.  (1/29/01)

Well, my pity goes to the Giants fans out there (try four consecutive years of pain, pal) after last nights destruction @ the hands of the Ravens. Mr. O'Neill & Mr. Improta threw an excellent shindig, complete with taco dip, wings, and a pudding/cake/cool-whip thing to die for. Took a bunch of pictures, and once I peep them, I'll try and post a gallery later this week.

Saturday night Duck and I saw a band called Zip Thunk @ Brownies. They are a power-pop trio, and they played some damn fine songs--the gem of which was entitled: "Felicity". It is best described as: "A quirky, fun pop song about a girl who just LOVES being in New York City!!!" Jedi Duck and I were floored: It is a song about a certain IC grad... I don't know if any of you have been the inspiration for a song before, but it apparently takes a "Special" kind of person (or event) to do so. So, props to Zip Thunk for: a.) Making me piss my pants. b.) Writing the "Meryl Streep" line. and, c.) Making Duck piss his pants. To read the lyrics and to hear the song in all it's glory, head over to Mp3.com to check it out. And then go to their website, ZipThunk.com to give them praise, flowers, mail bombs, or cash (the regular stuff you send me). Funny, Short, Jewish boys they are.

Kluv

Hands Up, Now Hands Down. (1/27/01)

The updates have been few and far between, but I'm going to make a concerted effort to do so more often.  As you can see, I made some new graphics for the sidebar to the right (I figured that perhaps a new logo would motivate some of you to go to the Messageboard and post for the first time...)

This past week "Red Menace" Chris and BA played with various friends such as Duck, Rick, the Brothers McMullin, Katie, and "our Little Boy Gary" at the Dragonfly.  A nice time was had, and I put together a small gallery for folks to take a peep at.  Check it out.

Ya'll should get yourselves ready for China to invade the site--Jedi China's Father, "Big Al", that is.  I'm in the midst of gettin' a section of his very own.  Any of ya'll who have experienced "the Al" knows that he is walking comic gold.  Those who haven't...prepare thyselves.

As for now, I'm off to possibly take some pics of Diggity at a local skatepark.  Go to the O'Neill-Improta Super Love Fest tomorrow.  Breathe in, Now Breathe out.  Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'.

Talk to friends.  Talk to maniacs.  Listen to Britney Spears swear up a storm in Rio.  It's all good.

Kluv

OLD NEWS HAS MOVED HERE

SUPER BOWLIN' (1/28/01)

~Jedi O'Neill & Jedi Marc host the Super-est Sunday of the year.  Come on down to 24-53 28th St, Astoria (Astoria BLVD stop on the N train), and party hardy with the Jedi and Marcs Dad.  Let em' know if you're coming, so they can gauge food and beer purchases (be sure to mention the password though: "Rob Johnson is the QB of the Future!")

HE CAN WRITE? (1/29/01)

~Jedi Frants wrote a screenplay, and wants to do a reading of it.  Featuring some Ithaca Mafia folk (including moi, sans a bitter Jedi Duck), it will take place on Monday, Jan 29th at 7:30pm at St. Luke's Theatre on 308 W. 46th, btwn 8th and 9th.  "It is the best feel-good, soul-rending, tragic, action-packed, revolutionary, laugh-a-minute reading I've ever read...and I haven't even read it yet."

(ALL EVENTS, featuring the weekly "ED™ ALERT!!!")

I know not Baseball
I forgot to eat my lunch
Can I eat baseball?
...Ben-No

Oh taco goodness
Ithaca smells so sweetly
come gawk at the geeks
...Ms

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