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Don't Crowd The Man Who Created the Toilet.  (1/16/01)

Okay.  Will be back tomorrow with complete updates and such.  Perhaps a photo gallery if all goes well...  Until then, be content with enjoying the wacky antics of the Message Board.  Jedi Deeb has been reprimanded for conduct unbecoming to a Jedi!  What will happen next!? Voice your opinions!

Kluv

Everybody's got to have a hobby.  So we've added a little content to spice up everyone's weekend.  First off, there is the little review by a surprise contributor on Duck's recent concert at the Sidewalk Cafe.  I've also included some visual aids for everyone to enjoy when checking the review out.

Saw "State & Main" last night.  Very funny pic.  Check it out fer sure.

Lastly, Jedi Twistedvein, aka Porter, has submitted his bio for folks to check out.  Check it out at your own peril, and if you are offended by anything, than I suggest you go here and here first, before you start flaming me.  He's really a teddy bear deep down.  

(Also, sorry Vein--but that Japanese fecal Fountain picture you wanted included even disgusted DUCK.  I could not expose further people to it.  Dear god.)

Time to take a shower now, nitz. 

Kluv

Brush Up On Your Misfits (1/12/01)

January 1, 2001: Axl performs in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve for the first time in 7 years.

January 15, 2001: Hard rock fans from all walks of life celebrate the work of Dr. Martin Luther King and also what will surely be The Year of the Rock at Heavy Metal Karaoke.

Please join me, Jedi Punk Rock, at Arlene Grocery (95 Stanton Street, between Ludlow and Orchard a block south of Houston) on Monday, January 15 at 10:00, for a night of extreme Heavy Metal Karaoke. They have a "No Ballad" policy, but I've attached the song list so you can start practicing. Get ready to give love a bad name.

I warn you in advance, there is a core regular crowd that is pretty hard to please. Don't let them intimidate you. See you Monday.

Punk Rock

http://www.arlene-grocery.com/Kar99.htm

Mucho Kudos to Duckles for a super show last night at the Sidewalk. Great set, nice Thundercats shirt, and all done through his illness. Be assured that we'll have a nice little review up in a few days, done by one of Diggity's biggest fans.

And with more kudos to hand out, I want to congrad-i-ate Jedi Sperm and China on the renewal of ED for another season.  I've looked into the magical world of possibilities, and it is filled with many more ED episodes. (Sorry Punk Rock, Dawson's going down.) So if you haven't seen Ed yet, be sure and check it out tonight @ 8:00pm.

New Episode, New ways of making dorky guys believe that they'll grow up to be as cool as Ed. Who could ask for anything more?

Kluv

Pasties & a G-String  (1/9/00)

So, after battling a cold for the last five days, I have finally returned to the page.  I would have had Jedi Duck do it, but his fever beat mine at 103.7° In fact, if you're interested on what goes on in Duck's mind during the fever, check out the message board for his running commentary.  

And, as I promised, I deliver the New Years Eve Debauchery, Part DEUX.  Taste the fruit flavor.  Speaking of flavor, Duck's concert should have mad flava for your ears (tonight!), and Masta Chris Blisset will be flavain' up your earholes with BA and guests on the 24th.  Their skills be slammin'!  Check down below for specifics.

I would also like to suggest everyone take a look at this weeks special "Mystery Picture" if you haven't already.  It features one of our very own celebrity Ithaca Grads! I know some of you were disturbed by the very first mystery pic way back, but this one isn't terrifying--it's beautiful!!!

Now I shall go and slumber to fight more cold.  DAMN the FDA for taking my Alka-Seltzer Plus away!  I can beat PPA anyday.  

And as always, comments, suggestions, submissions, and cash donations are encouraged.

Kluv

Feeling sick. Thai food..hitting..digestive system.  But I just learned that my arch-nemesis, Darth Round Nuts is still alive.  So for all out there, beware--he is very dangerous.  Do not put him in a difficult situation (like asking him to take his dirty slippers off when you just got the carpets shampooed), it will drive you to madness.  So, faithful readers--study Rounders' Bio well.  

And watch your back. He always attacks from the back.

Kluv

(1/5/01)--we now have bios for Jedi Frants and Jedi Haps as well.  Almost there....Almost there...)

OLD NEWS HAS MOVED HERE

Chris Blisset w/ B.A. & guests (1/24/01)

~The red-head with the coolest comic shirts around plays a fantabulous night of music @ the Neva Lounge (28 7th Ave S., btw. Morton & Leroy.  Take 1/9 to Houston, 2 Blocks north).  The Red Menace starts at 9:30pm, and lasts till he damn well feels like it.  The word on the street is that other Ithaca Mafia members will be lending their musical talents!

(ALL EVENTS, featuring the weekly "ED™ ALERT!!!")

I know not Baseball
I forgot to eat my lunch
Can I eat baseball?
...Ben-No

Oh taco goodness
Ithaca smells so sweetly
come gawk at the geeks
...Ms

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