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Johnnie Reb & the Man Bugs (6/22/01)

So, in my delirious state last night when I was trying not to pass out and vomit, I mistakenly said that Meier's housewarming was THIS WEEKEND. I was wrong, it is NEXT WEEKEND JUNE 30th.

If you show up @ their house, yer just going to get a kick to the head, so save yerselves for next weeksend. There's always the beergarden, if you're bored.


My Head's A Splodin' (6/21/01)

Okay, quick quick bits of info for everyone, as I seem to be spending a unhealthy amount of time in front of computers lately...w/ my job & the site, it's come to like 12-14 hours. Therefore, I now (in addition to a splitting headache) am getting vertigo when I sit here typing this stuff. <pause for 10 minute break to take advil & water>. Okay, nowtogetthroughthisniceandquicksoIcangolaydownintheairconditioning...

Jedi PunkRawk has a superduper offer for Mafia Members who still haven't seen Free Market. Read for the details:

"For those ithaca mafia that are interested, I am offering discounted tix to Free Market, at the low, low SPECIAL STAFF RATE of $15, half off the $30 regular ticket price. People should just contact me and tell me what date they want to come. It's a good opportunity to watch 6 amazing actors in 29 roles. They do some incredible work. The New York TImes called the show "Funny...imaginative...and satisfying"
JediPunkRock

Also, From the Worm--be it known the He and the Parsonage gal are holding their (6-month) post-housewarming party this weekend. Details are as follows:

"who: everyone who wants to come who we remotely know.
where: Kerry and Seth's place
CLICK HERE FOR DIRECTIONS
when: Saturday, June 30th around 8PM
why: do you need a reason?
post on the messageboard if you can make it or email: sethmeier@pipeline.com
(
Bring booze if you can but we will try and get as much as we can afford.)

best
Seth"

Aaaaaaand I think my eyes are starting to meltoutofmyhead, so if you want more entertainment, please peep the newly-updated Nick Hornby site or the new Tenacious D webpage (Jack Black's band who has an album coming out soon...) or hell, go and watch the J&SBSB Trailer (up tonight @ midnight..).

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go and "castle".
Kklllllllllluvvvvvvvvvvv

Fake Plastic Trees (6/19/01)

Whoa there folks, I'm here to tip you off to this weeks new Mystery Link... it seems that our boy Jedi Diesel (aka Eric of the Lorenz') has an evil twin in this world. The scary thing is that he is interested in many of the same things that Diesel is, like PHOTOGRAPHY--and he is also, like Diesel a good looking man. I swear, I though this had to be some sick joke, but it's not. Our boy Eric has a doppleganger living in the midwest. Amazing.

Also, for some light reading--I would like to suggest a wonderful article on Why Roger Clemens is Really The Antichrist. This very well-done piece was written by sports colunmist Bill Simmons, and intelligently breaks down the Rocket's career, and why he'll "never be truly loved by any group of baseball fans" (Yanks fans included). Pop on over to ESPN's Page TWO and read. You'll thank me (and perhaps never look @ Clemens the same way again...)

Oh, and much love to the ol' Kanucklehead, Tim Wakefield of the Sox who pitched a no-hitter through 8 innings last night. I love that dirty water!


high and dry (6/18/01)

my baby's got the bends. where do we go from here?
I trust the weekend played itself out for everyone nicely, and if not--welcome back to the lovely workaday drudgery. Last Thursday was the debut of the new ultra-tasty seasonings of Mrs. Grundy featuring our own Jedi Duck on lead vocals. It was a fantaballastic showing @ the Lions Den, and I put together a Gallery for everyone to peep, in case you missed it (and if you did miss it, then you missed a balls to the walls version of the legendary "Borderline" by the Madonna, suckahs!). I highly suggest that you check them out (they're going to have a number of dates coming up--more when I get the info), as they can only get better (if that's a possibility).

"Shirak."

Now, there is plenty more coming up this week: the mysteries will be updated, I've got some uber important info regarding Volleyball, and many other superfun things/news/notes--so stay tuned.

But to finish this evenings Rock-Update, enjoy some Music News from Spin.com.

People Love Sebastian Bach
Especially us. Here at Spin.com, we never pass up an opportunity to wax poetic on the talents and stately glory of Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach. For instance, when we found out that he was tapped to replace Jack Wagner (from the hit television series Melrose Place) in the Broadway production of Jekyll & Hyde last summer, we made a cake. We were just that happy. And now it's happened again. Sebastian Bach has been named as the Favorite Male Replacement as part of Broadway.com's 2001 Audience Awards. About 115,000 theater buffs worldwide vote in the awards, which determine the most beloved performers and plays of the theater season. Bach starred in the Jekyll & Hyde production for four months on Broadway, marking the first time that someone from a "hard rock band" has been on Broadway. Stellar. Sebastian is also set to appear on the popular Sally Jesse Raphael show for the Father's Day episode Friday on NBC. And if you are hankering for some more music from the Bach, his debut solo album, Bring 'Em Bach Alive, is out now. And he's also hard at work at present writing songs for a second solo album, which should be out by the end of this year. In related news, Sebastian Bach has the coolest house ever, not that I watch Cribs or anything. Also, may we take this moment now to brag? 'Cause you know Sebastian Bach came to Spin about a year ago and sang "I Remember You" in our office. You will never have that. For all your Sebastian needs, check out his website. And check out Broadway.com for more about the awards. Oh, and in case you were wondering, my favorite male Replacement is Tommy Stinson.

Vonnegut Rocks. Like, Totally.
From the innovative, aged, and charmingly dry Kurt Vonnegut who produced such works as Slaughterhouse-Five (known also as the bible to every teen when they face their moment of anti-establishment clarity) and Breakfast of Champions, comes Ice Nine Ballads, an album featuring a collection of songs written and narrated by the author himself. But don't expect the 79 year-old Vonnegut to be realizing any lofty punk rock aspirations. With the help of composer David Soldier, Vonnegut has transplanted excerpts from his novel Cat's Cradle to create a musical prose that ranges from classical chamber music to Carribbean and gospel. "You could call it an opera, set to world musics," said Ayo Osinibi, owner of Mulatta records, who will put out the record. This will be the first musical endeavor for the 79 year-old Vonnegut, who plans to produce two more such albums in the future. However the novels to be used remain unknown. Ice Nine Ballads is expected to hit stores in two to three weeks.

Jimmy Page: Prime Minister of Guitarists
This is hysterical. U.K. music magazine, Total Guitar, has taken it upon themselves to create and elect a British "Guitar Government," comprised of the peoples' favorite players. Again, hysterical. The magazine put out a survey to readers across the country Friday, conviently at the same time as the actual general election, asking them to vote for who they'd like to see from each region sitting on the 12-seat assembly. Former Yardbird Jimmy Page was voted as the "Prime Minister of Guitarists." Apparently, it was a total landslide victory, too, as Page, who apparently was in some Zeppelin group also and has made records with David Coverdale of Whitesnake, trounced Greater London, edging out competitors Brian May (Queen) and The Who's Pete Townsend. As for the Southeast, well, Eric Clapton beat out the Stones' Keith Richards and Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood, which is probably good since Jonny doesn't really play the guitar anymore, and instead just bangs on things. There was a blistering race in the Southwest, with Deep Purple's Ritchie Blackmore and Muse's Matt Bellamy running head to head. The Northwest can claim Johnny Marr (The Smiths) as their own over George Harrison, though he only won by 2 percent. There had to be a recount for the Northeast, as Dire Straits' Mark Knopfler was beaten by The Shadow's Hank Marvin by just one percent. Lame. I mean, Marvin doesn't even have a dinosaur named after him. Delighting me tremendously, Marillion's Steve Rothery won for Yorkshire and Humberside, while Pink Floyd's Dave Gilmour took East Anglia, and Ten Years After's Alvin Lee of Ten Years got the east Midlands. Oddly, Slash took the West Midlands over Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi. Who knew that Slash was from the West Midlands? Of course, Angus Young took Scotland and those crazy Welsh people chose James Dean Bradfield of the Manic Street Preachers. Finally, Northern Ireland has Gary Moore to call their own. In related news, this is the best idea any magazine has ever had ever. We will be doing our best to blatantly steal it in the upcoming months.

Well Met. Thank you Grundy & Spin.


Wicked Little Town (6/13/01)

"Come on Sugar Daddy, bring it home!" Glam Lovas of the world, rejoice in the splendor that is the new trailer released for Hedwig & The Angry Inch
(www.Get-Hed.com) just recently. Take a look, and get ready to rock out this July.

Also, for y'all lovers of Jay & Silent Bob, the next internet-only trailer for J&SBSB is rumored to come out Thursday. Be sure and give it a try, if you can get through...

Good ol' Kate Chell was kind enough to point out that her new play, The Ressurectionist (listed on the EVENTS page) just got reviewed by NYTheatre.com, and it's quite a nice one:

THE RESURRECTIONIST

The Resurrectionist marks the New York debut of playwright Kate Chell and proves that she's a talent to keep an eye on. Though a little tightening is in order, this suspense thriller set in the 17th century is a fine piece of dramatic writing, the kind of play that grabs your attention and holds it as it takes you on a roller coaster ride full of surprises and shocks. It's also rather meaty: its story, which pits medieval church doctrine against the radical views of the nascent science of anatomy, will disarm and disturb you in unexpected ways.

Program notes advise us that resurrectionists, gangs of graverobbers who provided corpses to surgeons and anatomists, thrived in London in the years following the Great Fire and the final outbreak of Plague. Their trade was illegal--the Church viewed both disinterment and dissection as sinful--and consequently inordinately dangerous.

In Chell's play, the resurrectionist of the title is Molly Lark, a young woman who entered this unsavory business after the disappearance (and probable murder) of her brother. Molly's accomplice at the moment is Gabriel Shepherd, a vile and villainous fellow who may have had something to do with her brother's death. When Gabriel brings Molly the corpse of a young woman with a slit throat and a seemingly untouched shroud, Molly's suspicions become aroused. Eventually, this cadaver, sold to an earnest young anatomist named Jeffrey Rymer who is in love with Molly, will transform the lives of everyone who gets near it.

Once the exposition is out of the way, things move swiftly and relentlessly to a conclusion that is inevitable and terrible. Several moments are deliciously shocking: this really is a thriller that thrills. Director David Denson has done a splendid job staging it in the intimate performance space at The Gershwin Hotel, making ingenious use of the aisles surrounding the audience to place us literally in the thick of this exciting tale. Nicole Pintal, cast against type as Molly, gives a powerful performance, with fine support coming from Mika David Duncan (Rymer), Michael Gilpin (Shepherd), Timothy Fannon (Thom Gilhenny, another admirer of Molly's), Jennifer Larkin (Erin, Molly's friend), and Jeff Cote (Dr. Conner Pond, another anatomist). (reviewed on June 11, 2001)

A hearty round of applause for Chelly on her success w/ the show! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!*

Forget not: Thurday night, Mrs. Grundy @ The Lions Den. Suddenly Duck will be the "Ms. Punk Rock star of stage and screen.....and she's never coming back!"

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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