*First Time Visitors, Click HERE

Big In Japan (3/29/01)

Kudos, kudos, and more kudos to all of y'all who have made contributions to my participation in the upcoming Revlon Run/Walk for Women.  I'm totally thankful for your help, and for those who haven't given yet...well, *cough* *cough*.....(STARE..)..*cough*.. I'm sure you will soon.

I've recieved a lotta feedback about the Mystery Link for this week.  You can all thank PuNK RoCk for Mr. Peter Pan.

The transfer to ithacamafia.com is underway, and going smoothly.  I've gotten about 10-15% of the site over, and will do more this weekend.  Also got my kickass kevin@ithacamafia.com email addy.  Hold onto your hats.

Got DVD?  Perhaps one of your disks has hidden goodies on it.  Find out here.

Congrats to Gimp and Diesel on their Haiku selection.  As they compliment each other, I felt it was best to select them both.  Give your entry to week #3 here.

Alright kids.  Time to Smackethdown.  But before I go, congratulations to Jedi Sperm, Jedi China, and the rest of the ED team.  It truly was a very special episode.

Now play nice.

ithacamafia.com-er

*Talk on the Messageboard!*

TAXES SUCK MY ASS.  I've just spent the last 2 hours doing my tax returns, and while I'll be getting a nice return from the Feds, the Local & State thugs are looking to gank $75.65 of my hard earned cash.  Bastitches!  (At least I don't owe as much Duck, if I did--I'd sell off my kidneys and maybe some other "hardware").

This weeks VERY Important Mystery Link is now up. And it all comes compliments of Jedi PuNk ROcK.

I've gotten some news from Indiana-Bound Jedi Haps. He is quite upset at the lack of correspondence from various members of the Ithaca Mafia, and feels that these 'slights' in communication seem to reflect a desire to keep him alienated from the circle of familiarity and friendship found in New York.  Well, he didn't put it that way...there was more cursing, swearing, and threatening with kitchen utensils, but the meaning was the same:  the poor girl is lonely.  So send Big Red an email, or beware his wrath.

Lastly, I got my NY Drivers License in the mail.  My curse of terrible ID pictures continues with this newest entry:  "Crack Head".  Bite the weenie, Riz.

Yakuza

*Talk on the Messageboard!*

Live across a wire, we're back for a fabulous springtime update.  And what gift does spring arrive bearing for us?  Snow and Witch's-Tit-Coldness.  The weatherman on NY1 was laughing at me as I left the apartment this morning...

Relaxing weekend for the most part.  Learned more bass-o-riffic skills thanks to Duck this weekend.  Soon I will master the D string!

Rented the most TWISTED game ever seen on the Nintendo this weekend:  Conker's Bad Fur Day.  Only for 17+ (Rated "Mature"), this game follows Conker the Squirrel as he gets drunk, wakes up hungover in a field, and proceeds to have adventures meeting Adulterous Bees, Screaming pieces of Cheese, Giant pieces of Crap, and Big Breasted Sunflowers (you get to bounce on their bazoombas).  The best part is the multiplayer games though:  Scenarios ranging from a.) playing as French Squirrels trying storm the beach at Normandy (Nazi-like Frankenstein Teddy Bears use Sniper Rifles and Rocket launchers from their bunkers) to get back to Paris by stowing away on a cargo truck... TO b.) Playing a Reservoir Dogs bank heist scenario as a bunch of weasels representing Mr. Blue, Mr. Green, etc., while they kill each other for the dough.  Wild Fun.

And yes, the Oscars were last night--a number of folks went out to Jedi O'Neill's (Twas' also his birthday--the old Bugger...) to watch the festivities.  Big ups to Fenster and Cameron.  I'm dying to beat the shit out of Mr. Jackass Phoenix.  I just want to smack him.  That's not weird, right?  

If you're interested in winning the Haiku of the Week this week--you better get it in by Wednesday...  Duck was already picked up by a publisher after having his winner grace the page for the last week.  IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TO!!!  RUSSELL CROW WASN'T LYING!!!!

Fame.  I wanna live forever.

Big Joe

*Talk on the Messageboard!*

OLD NEWS HAS MOVED HERE

FOUR NOW (4/10/01 & 4/13/01)

Jedi 2-Shoes will be directing a piece written by Award-Winning IC Grad Joe Calarco for the Singularity Company's STAGE '01 FESTIVAL @ ManhattanTheatreSource.  You can find info about the whole thing @ Singularitycompany.com.  It's located @ 177 McDougal (off 8th), and his show is part of "Program 5" (Two programs perform each night). On Tuesday April 10, it will be in the 9:00pm group, and on Friday, April 13th, it will be in the 7:00pm group. 

Any reservations can be made @ 212.539.7553. Tickets are $10 per program, $15 per night (2 programs), or $40 for 5 programs. 

Are you like us, and think that cancer is BAAAAAD?  Good.  Then join us (or sponsor us) in this 5k Run/Walk to fight women's cancers. Erica got us all together (she even got a nice ol' Blue Star next to her name!), and it promises to be an excellent experience for all.  Let's Face it--Fight it--and Win!

(ALL EVENTS, featuring the weekly "ED™ ALERT!!!")

I know not Baseball
I forgot to eat my lunch
Can I eat baseball?
...Ben-No

Oh taco goodness
Ithaca smells so sweetly
come gawk at the geeks
...Ms

*Submit your own haiku @ the Messageboard!

All Content Copyright© Elevational Computing™ 2000-2001

Page best viewed w/ Internet Explorer 5.0+, and newest versions of Shockwave and Flash. If page fails to load properly through AOL -- then stop using it, and get a real ISP, you fool!

Touch the site masters:

kevin@ithacamafia.com

adam@ithacamafia.com