Name: The Machine

Age: 24

Title: Jedi of Biggs

Charisma: 18 (+6 For Most School Spirit)

Jedi Master: Bono

Birthplace: 08055

From humble parentage was born a boy with much chest hair and a smile…that boy was J2S. Though he had much to learn from life he had propelled from the womb with a vision. A simple vision of peace, love and Humptiness, fuh-eva. This vision would soon bring him the venerated "Most School Spirit" Award (he is a UCA All-star cheerleader after all) and later in life the appellation El Presidente. Not well versed in forms of sport or intellect J2S became a learned master in the ways of charm. And although his obsession with jocularity led to drooping jowls and a nasty set o' crows feet, J2S proudly continues to take life as it comes.

  After his years of training as an actor were…interrupted, J2S plotted his vengeance by becoming a director of theatrical entertainments, a job which allows him to reek havoc on stages in towns near you. It seems after years of heartache his slogan, "Hey, let's go sing songs from musicals" has paid off. He has since left the holy site of Astoria (founded by Jedi Duck) for a more intimate setting among the Hasidim of Washington Heights but his heart belongs with Gustavo and the boys. One can often find J2S muttering the words of his eternal master on the A train where he spends far too much of his time.

Jedi J2S has attended four Bon Jovi, two Yanni (before he sold out), and one Tiffany/New Kids on the Block/Rick Astly concert.