Name: Robert, Bob, aka Bobo

Age: 25

Title: Jedi of Theatrical Rocking

Strength: 18/56 (+4 Within Earshot of 'Bat Out of Hell')

Jedi Master: The 'Loaf

Birthplace: Jersey, Baby. Jersey.

 

On a cold October evening in 1976 a truly "special" event occured. A baby was born. Now you may be asking yourself what's so "special" about that, babies are born all the time and why the quotes around the word "special" are you trying to infer that he's retarded....yes and..uh, no. The baby was branded the name Robert Michael Barth, but it occurred to him early on that if he were to ever fulfill his destiny of becoming the worlds greatest game show host a name change would have to be made and so Bob Barth became his moniker, or handle for all you truckers reading this.

Bob grew up with one goal in his life to make people both laugh and fear him. A difficult task but one he was able to except. In the year of our Lord 1995 Bob met Kluv and Jedi Irish(though strangely nobody called them that) while attending Ithaca college. Together they would get very stinking drunk in a vain attempt to make sure no women would ever talk to them. Then on a wintry evening in 1996 Bob made a decision that would effect the rest of his life. He decided to leave the frozen waste land that was Ithaca New York in search of a job he knew would shape the rest of his career.

Scaring the shit out of toddlers.

After many years of traveling the globe, Bob knew it was time to return to his "special" friends -- the ones that made him laugh, cry and never ever get laid. Today Bob lives in Gotham city and is lucky to consider himself a member of the Ithaca Mafia, and one day, just maybe, he might just talk to a lady. If not, at the very least I'll bet he might be able to make her throw-up.

 

Jedi Bobo once created a musical based on the work of Meatloaf.
He created roles for Kluv and Jedirish as a comedic pair of mechanics.
They are still waiting for their big shot.

 

Authors: Stephen King, Ian Flemming
Band: Meat Loaf, Bonnie Tyler, Original Sin and the rest of the Jim Steinman Army.
Beer: Corona (Bobo also likes to get 'Girl Drink Drunk')
Book: The Dark Knight Returns Enemies: Stupid people-You know who you are. Food: Sadly, most of it.
Games: Spin The Bottle & Touch the Junk by Parker Brothers Movies: Kevin Smiths' New Jersey Saga, James Bond Series, Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers, Moulin Rouge & Hedwig and The Angry Inch Star Wars Character: Boba Fett - too many people pick Han
Teams: Giants, Mets, Knicks, Devils TV: Ed, Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Angel, Daily Show/Letterman/Conan, Saturday Night Live Wrestler: uhh...any number of attractive single young ladies who wish to come over and wrestle me I guess.
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