Name: Gavin, aka Bunk

Age: 25 (60)

Title: Jedi of Blues

Frequency: Very Rare

Jedi Master: B.B. King

Birthplace: Our Nations Capital

Jedi Bunk was born a poor black child in Northeast D.C. He quickly grew tired of the fast-paced politicking and the lies-for-compromises lifestyle. He moved to Portland, Oregon at the age of two, where he became white, a pigmentation required for entrance to the state.

Portland, Oregon. Jedi Bunk did very badly in school, achieving a cumulative GPA of .5 by his sophomore year in high school. At seventeen earth years, he departed Portland for the Golden State to pursue a lucrative career in acting.

In California, Jedi Bunk flourished. With good training and a lot of home-grown (broccoli), he finally became comfortable in his acting shoes. He also learned a lot about strippers, but that is a very different story altogether. After graduating from The Pacific Conservatory of the Performing Arts, actor Jedi Bunk's ramblin' ways had to continue...

New Orleans, Louisiana. A good place for a Jedi. The force is strong there. Jedi Bunk's soul got fat with blues, his belly fat with food, and the strippers, oh, the strippers...But that's a different story altogether. Jedi Bunk's blues power grew and grew in the swamps of Louisiana, but soon it was time to ramble...

Ithaca, New York. Cold. Ithaca College. Graduated. Cold. Time to ramble...

Washington, D.C. Jedi Bunk, 22 years after leaving, rediscovered his hatred for our Nation's Capital, and an evil theatre empire there which shall remain nameless should they ever want to bring him back there to act. He got so in tune with his anger, he can now sweat liquid anger from any pore at will. His Jedi powers were getting stronger. Ramblin' day came...

New York, New York. Jedi Bunk is alive and living in New York City--ain't quite time to ramble.

Jedi Bunk knows why the water in a toilet north of the equator flushes in the opposite direction of the water south of the equator.