Name: MoadDEEb, Raymond B. Shweets, Shweety Petey, Vulgaris, Sir Peter Teasle,  Crème’ Brulee’, Qausim Butt, Kublai Khan, Peter, aka Deeb

Age: 26

Title: Jedi of the Wee People

Strength: 18/68 (Suppliments)

Jedi Master: E. Normus Johnson

Birthplace: Boston

Jedi Deeb was brought forth into this too cruel world on July 17^th, 1974 in the blustery hamlet of Winchester Mass. As a wee gent, his family moved assorted times as was the will of Jedi Deeb’s father… Darth Johnny B.  Deeb was on track to be a very powerful dark lord of the Sith, until 1993, when he masturbated for the first time and came into the light… (pun intended)

But for the sake of brevity and sanity, we’ll just skip ahead to High school football. Deeb was trying out for the splendid game when he tried to tackle one who was very powerful in the dark side of the force… Darth Raheem Johnson. 5 minutes later, when Deeb regained consciousness, Deeb decided to try out for the school play. Thus he embraced the arts for it’s cathartic nature, it’s discipline, and the rarity of concussions brought about by large black kids running through tires. It was this love of the theatre that brought Deeb to Ithaca.

Deeb was an elder to many of the young Jedi presented here… and welcomed them often to his Temple, Casa De Diablo.   Deeb then moved on to become one of the early Ithaca Settlers of the wild, uncivilized land of Astoria, Queens… but Deeb is a stormy man… and the dark side still calls to him… as do the supplements at GNC.

There is a little piece of Deeb that wants to give all people a big hug everywhere! But the bigger piece really wants to see how many corpses he can fit in the back of his 86’ Honda… ahhh, that’s just the supplements talking.

Also, until he was 8, Deeb’s parents honestly thought that Deeb would be a midget and not the towering 5’10” giant who stands before you.