Name: Kurt Warner, Eric, DB, aka Diesel

Birth: 1976

Title: Jedi of Light

Possible Races : German, Hispanic, Jersey, Arabian

Jedi Master: Ansel Adams

Birthplace: Boonton

Jedi Diesel, like Jedi Duck, grew up in the barren wastelands of Boonton, NJ. In fact, he fought alongside Duck in the infamous BBC wars. But a long, long time ago.. Jedi Diesel was not so buff.

It all started sometime around the Autumn of his seventh grade year. He tried out for the soccer team and was cut for his lack of athleticism. But from that day forward he vowed to prove this was not so. Therefore,
like his brothers before him, he joined a lacrosse team that next spring. After five years of the game, continuous workouts, a nutritional diet of Ramen, hot dogs, and Beefaroni, Diesel is now the man he is today.

However, after a year at the Jedi Academy in Ithaca, with Jedi Duck and the others, he fell into the dark side and fled. After two years of wandering the earth like Kane, Jedi Diesel found his hot swampy Dagobah
system in Winter Park, Florida. There he perfected his production skills and found his way back to the Jedi clan in Astoria, Queens.

Alas, after 5 long years Jedi Diesel now resides in the Upper Eastside system of the galactic empire of NYC. There he continues to perfect his Jedi film/television production skills whilst avoiding the darkside. Sometimes he's not so lucky.

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