Name: Brian, aka Duck

Age: 24

Title: Jedi of Flatulence

Dexterity: 17 (+4 In Bed)

Jedi Master: Zappa

Birthplace: Boonton, NJ

Jedi Duck was born a poor black child in New Jersey. His Jedi cognomen, Duck, is based on the inevitable butchering of his last name, which is SUPPOSED to be pronounced "mail-lerd."

Jedi Duck's childhood is somewhat of a haze, and the years between 1 and 12 are a blur of bad hair cuts, wooden spoon beatings, domestic violence and skateboarding.  At this point he left his childhood home of Boonton for the movie stars and swimmin' pools of Connecticut.  Once he realized there were no movie stars OR swimmin' pools in Connecticut, he moved back to Boonton to live out his days.

Following a short period of violent hard drug use, Duck turned to the theatre to fulfill his depraived desires.  Instead, he found the craft.

The aforementioned craft led him to Ithaca, New York, where he met up with the others in his Jedi clan.  Jedi Kluv and Jedi O'Neill shunned him first, obviously threatened by his rock star hair and blatent sexual prowess.  Soon, however, they saw the benefits of these powers, and befriended him.

Since his arrival in Astoria, Duck has occupied his time writing and performing his own brand of witty, urbane, socially poignant music.  He cohabitates his stylish flat with Jedi Deisel, attempting to control his 'roid rages.  He does OK.

Jedi Duck is currently no longer once again lonesome tonight.  No one someone No one good to hold him tight.  But hey, he does OK.

Duck has had both thumbs broken, one (the left) by Jedi Kluv.

He also has a lump the size of a large walnut in his throat. 

He's O.K. though.