Name: Keith, aka Klove

Age: 24

Title: Jedi Red

Dexterity: 19 (+1 Racial Modifier)

Jedi Master: Balzary

Birthplace: Springfield

 

The force-wielder known as Klove (same pronunciacion as "Kluv") was born in the town of Springfield, PA.  He thinks this is where the Simpsons were originally intended to reside.  Shortly after his begetting, he moved near the capital city of his state for approximately 9 years (exact records are classified).  Following this period, a movement to overthrow the Mennonite Crime Lords of Lancaster began after relocation to Landisville.  After 5 years of chasing girls, Klove became a student of the ancient practice of Mackinatiousness.  This ability has a sweet and sour effect on the Jedi knight, although he is proud of his achievements in the area to date.

It is at this point that a powerful alliance was formed between two of the strongest Jedi in the greater Hempfield area.  After testing each other’s skill in the challenging fields of laser gun marksmanship in playground training scenarios, video game prowess, and heated tennis contests, the Jedi bond between Klove and Kluv was formed.  So it goes.

After reigning supreme in Lancaster, PA a time of study and learning was begun at the Pennsylvania State University.  Here Jedi Klove came to understand the ways of engineering and the mysterious properties of electricity.  While not a direct member of the Ithaca Mafia, his visage was often seen among this group.  The coincidence was not accidental. 

With Baccalaureate certificate in hand, Klove was drafted to the industry of television manufacturing in the “Barre” of Pennsylvania.  Here, in close proximity to the Astoria Jedi, he keeps watch over their domain from without.  Joining them in times of need and in those revelry, Klove is also an important member in this group.  His newfound skills as a bassist are enhanced with his mastery of force abilities.   As the beginning of a band formation has begun, Klove will spread the teachings of his Jedi master to the ignorant.

The dude abides.

 

After attaining force-attunement Klove acquired the ability to always be hungry and to be very warm all of the time.

 

Authors: Tolkien, Vonnegut, Twain, Salvatore, Eddings Band: RHCP Beer: Newcastle
Book: Lord of the Rings Enemies: None (Jedi Klove is at one with his surroundings and thus had no natural enemies) Food: I like it all…except squid and eels and things of this slimy nature
Games: Baldur’s Gate, Perfect Dark, Street Fighter II Movies: Return of the Jedi, Lebowski, Professional, Goonies Star Wars Character: Anakin (post-puberty to final epiphany)
Teams: Miami Dolphins, Nittany Lions TV: Simpsons, Old School SNL

Wrestler: The Original Undertaker

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