Name: Matt, aka Jedirish

Age: 24

Title: Jedi of Ire

Charisma: 17

Jedi Master: Pedro

Birthplace: Worchester

It all started with a boy with with a dream...and that's where it stands today.

Jedi O'Neill was born in Worcester, MA twenty-three years before the millennium. His training in Red Sox fandom and Irish reveling began almost immediately. He was taught about life and love in the cradle of central Massachusetts. Discovering poets, women, and the arts, O'Neill gained a knowledge that would aid him through many steps in his life. He lived a life of comfort in the bosom of his family for many years before venturing out on his own...Venturing to the land where his Jedi powers would be revealed, that town in the woods, called Ithaca.

Once at Ithaca, O'Neill learned theatrics from Hrkach, skabeats from Kluv, drinking from Haps, and seduction from Marcs. It was the most intensive Jedi training of his life, including Duck's tutelage in BA survivalism and Two-shoes' instruction in sensitivity. This went on for years before all were prepared to leave, when all discovered Queens, and the next stage of their lives.

O'Neill still has much to learn, and many people to learn from. The family that held him so tightly before, now coddles him from afar. Today New York is home.

   Now we are caught up

   Who knows what the future holds

   Nudity, I hope   (haiku)             

Jedi O'Neill survived the medical procedure that dare not speak its name and filled the tupperware to boot.