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Above: The Amazing Crowns King Kendall explains some Music Theory
 
  • the Beatles : Fab four. Say no more.
  • Beatsie Boyz : the Sounds to take you Intergalactic, accept no imitations.
  • Ben Folds Five : quirky piano-pop trio (now defunct, sadly) who rock some serious ass.
  • Ben Folds : the man goes solo, and his album almost gets me killed. He's lucky it was good.
  • James Brown : the Godfather of Soooouuul, master of the Fabulous Flames.
  • Ray Charles : He can't see, he can sing, and he can really play the damn piana!
  • Coldplay : Brits who were the next Radiohead. Now they're their own men.
  • Countin' Crows : Once I doubted them, but no longer. Don't judge them on Mr. Jones, trust me.
  • Miles Davis : It's Miles, man--Miles.
  • Ani DiFranco : Sassy n' Poetic, this Lesbish gal's from Buffalo, NY. (GiMp)
  • Elvis : THE KING.
  • Dr. Dre : Don't forget about Dre. The Producer of the Streets still reigns supreme.
  • Marvin Gaye : Let's get it on with the sweetest voice in Motown.
  • Janes Addiction : For Many, they were the Zeppelin of our generation.
  • Billy Joel : Who doesn't love a little Billy?
  • Led Zeppelin : For Many, they were the Janes Addiction of their generation.
  • MMBT : Jedi O'Neill's boys from Beantown
  • NWA : they got attitude, and the trailblazed the way for today's gangsa imitators. Never equaled.
  • O-Ring : Short Lived Boy Band Affected Millions of Fans.
  • Pearl Jam : They've played some good music, and done it there way--for better or worse.
  • Perry Ferrell : Frontman of Jane's is now into love & drum & bass. Still a talent, though.
  • Radiohead : "Q" Magazine thinks "OK Computer" is the best album ever. Decide for yourself.
  • RATM : Alive or Dead? Who can say. But no doubting they changed music (and made it might angry, too)
  • RHCP : the Brothersbloodpartnershipfamilycuz continues to the sounds of Californication
  • RUSH : Canadien Prog Rock loveth "Tom Sawyer". (duck)
  • the Roots : Illadelphia boys bringing funkyfresh hip-hop and true musicianship.
  • Smashing Pumpkins : Also defunct, they did teen angst and alterno-rock like no other.
  • Elliott Smith : One of today's best artists, he's reminscent of the Beatles. Just plain great music.
  • Snoop Dogg : Smooth as caramel, high as a kite.
  • Soul Coughing : ruby vroomin, irresistable blissin', el oso-in...also broken up, as of 2000.
  • Bruce Springsteen : The BOSS.
  • The Temptations : Motown legends who will always be there for you.
  • THE D : The Greatest Band In The World.
  • TMBG : Quirky duo is a favorite of many a
  • Tom Waits : The man, the myth, the crazy-hobo that we've come to worship. Tom = Life.
  • U2 : Legends of Ireland. Legends of USA. Still makin' great music.
  • Weezer : Sweater-Rock made a comeback in a big way. Geeks rejoice across the land.
  • Wu-Tang Clan : NYC Thug-Poets still kickin' flava w/ Meth & everyone's favorite, 'U-God'.
 

  • the Amazing Crowns : R.I. Punkabilly, truly Royal to the Loyal. (RIP 2001)
  • the Articles : A ska band still around? These Detroit bitches love them some Mingus & Skatalites.
  • Asiandubfoundation : some Jungle-high-octane music from Londontown. Think Camden.
  • Avoid One Thing : Indie Punk Band from beantown featuring membas of the B-Tones & Pilfers
  • Sebastian Bach : Do you know how to get one of his "Get Off My Dick" T-Shirts? Tell (Punk Rock)
  • Bad Brains : Hardcore Granddaddies, they are the mentors of millions.
  • Bad Religion : The Ol' Punk Daddys are still around in 2002.
  • King Django : Stubborn Records, Skinnerbox, Stubborn All-Stars, and now a Solo Career!
  • Duck : Our very own Jedi Duck. He now sings with Mrs. Grundy.
  • Dropkick Murphys : Kick ass beantown boys loved by many (Punk Rock)
  • Easy Big Fella : Seatle Ska with the smoothest harmonies around.
  • Flogging Molly : Ire-ish folk-punk rawkus band, they can stir the kids up mightily.
  • Fugazi : OG punk rawk lives on. Doubt it not.
  • Hepcat : Perhaps the sweetest sounding ska band around, they're still living the Cali life.
  • Mike Doughty : The former Soul Coughing front man goes solo.
  • the Misfits : Young Danzig helmed these eeevilll zombie punks. (Klove)
  • Mrs. Grundy : a quirky, musically talented group featuring lead vocals by Jedi Duck
  • NY Ska-Jazz Ensemble : excellent musicianship--awesome live show.
  • the Pietasters : mysogynistic soul ska to the non-pc beautiful beer drinking extreme.
  • Pilfers : Kluv's favorite band in the world. Elevational, Inspirational, and R.I.P. as of July 01'.
  • Coolie Ranx : the Man is moving on, & trying to go Solo.
  • Reverend Horton Heat : I was a Sinner until I saw the Rev. Now I'm going straight to hell!
  • the Skatalites : The originators of the music we know as SKA & REGGAE.
  • Skavoovie & The Epitones : Big & Talented Beantown boys, whereabouts unknown. (RIP)
  • the Slackers : NYC Strong, still kicking it w/ the Sweet Smoove Ska.
  • the Toadies : Texas Pride and Rock & Roll from this Mighty Act. (Ben-No) (RIP 2001)
  • the Toasters : Once the leaders of the revolution...who are they today?
  • These Nuts : Up and Cummers in the Astoria Scene (the Bassist is Dead Sexy!).
  • Wesley Willis : Head-Buttin' Schitzo love from "beautiful joy rides"

 

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