Larry's (Jedi China) Father: "Darth Okay Okay", has been a source of  enjoyment for the Ithaca Mafia over the years.  Whether he is leaving 10 minute messages on China's answering machine, mistaking a Playstation games for REAL baseball games, scanning pictures of Jesus onto his computer, or only wearing underwear that has "Kangaroo Pouches"... "Detya" can always be counted on to provide us with laughter.  (And phrases in Chinese for Kluv to yell when drunk).  "Shaw Dee Yah...Ngung Nya, Nun Ngya!"  And so, with the utmost Peace, Love, and Respect--we bring you:

Words of Wisdom from Darth Okay Okay:


 
 

FROM: Darth Okay Okay

Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2000 13:47:50 EST
To: Jedi China
Cc: MAMA
Subject: CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER

PLEASE CONFIRM YOUR ARRIVING TIME TO OUR FAMILY DINNER.(MUST)
WE DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE CAR KEY UNLESS WE KNOW THE TIME.   DON'T BOTHER TO LOOK AROUND, BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED PRIVACY.   I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. WE HAVE OUR PLANNING TO
EXPECT EITHER FOR YOUR PRESENCE OR NOT, BUT NEVER THE LAST MINUTE LIKE WHAT YOU DID LAST TIME FOR YOUR CAR BORROWING.


PAPA

 
 

 

  
 

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From: Darth Okay Okay

Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2001 22:39:54 EST

To: Brother China

Cc: MAMA, Jedi China

Subject: TESTING EMAIL VALIDITY BETWEEN US

 

 

WONDERFUL TO HAVE YOU DINER WITH US AT HOME. WE HOPE LARRY

CAN DINER WITH US NEXT TIME.

YOUR SWEDE MOCCASIN SHOE JUST FITS MY FEET SIZE, I LOVE IT. THANKS PLEASE REPLY BY EMAIL YES OR NO EACH OF YOU.

 

LOVE, AT


  
 

 

  
 

From: Darth Okay Okay
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2001 10:06:39 EST
To: Jedi China
Cc: Brother China, MAMA
Subject: VERY BAD NEW VIRUS

Larry,
Donut call us at 12am in the middle of the night while everybody is sleeping.
Unless it is an emergency, you have worried and scared us !!
I called you 8:30 in the morning, you asked me why I called. Sorry, we could
never
know your sleeping schedule.

AOL has notified me few times, may be you already know about the bad virus.
Let me relay to you as an important message,in case you are unaware of :---
(1) A virtual card for you           --- worst
(2) US president and FBI secrets
(3) CALIFORNIA
(4) Internet Explorer
(5) Win a Holiday
(6) Pretty Park
                DONOT OPEN THESE,DELETE RIGHT AWAY

Love, Papa      

 
 

 

  
 



From: Darth Okay Okay
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2001 09:02:48 EST
To: Jedi China
Cc: Brother Eric, MAMA
Subject: last time computer virus note

Larry,
Eric's e-mail address, did I type it wrong, I knew his long
time ago, why you mention it?
You still did not give us your daily sleeping schedule--awaiting your response
If you don't want us to call you, then we will not call you.
Had a good lunch with Eric last Sunday and food shopping, only
its too short.
Sorry you couldn't come.                                    
PAPA